Ahhh.

I knew it. Wall Street was raised by wolves.

Some stories never end.

Yes, they go on and on, my friends.

Several reasons why CD players are never coming back.

I don't like cats...unless they're sharks.

Proper parenting techniques.

Several reasons why glamor shots are never coming back.

The ability to unicycle while playing blazing bagpipes is insignificant...

...next to the power of the force.

Several reasons why dad jokes will always be around.