I'm not mad, Portland. I'm just disappointed.

(Source: Willamette Week)

So: C and M and I have been looking for a new place to live. Started off thinking a little something like this—have sadly gravitated to something more along the lines of this, and will (if the slumlords of hipsterville don't stop pooping on our heads) eventually end up in this. 

What happened to you Portland? I'll answer: you've sold your soul to new management. At this point, I'd take a place with someone else's toenails in my sheets, but even that would come with a hefty whiff of gentrification lingering just around the corner. 

(Source: Jen Sorensen)

Anyone know of a place that isn't a $2000, 300sf studio in a high-rise condo on South Waterfront, and which doesn't have a personal vendetta against dogs or a required deposit the size of a small yacht? Drop us some knowledge. We'd love you forever and pay you back with a savory, slowcooked meal.